Top 10 ways motherhood makes you a celebrity...

This comes from an article in the Parenting Magazine...I always knew I was cool, now I know why :).




Top 10 ways motherhood makes you a celebrity!
1. Someones always hounding you for your autograph! Even it its just on a permission slip for the class trip to the recycling center
2. You travel with an entourage. Okay so two of them are fighting over a bag of Doritos and one of them has a crusty nose, but STILL!
3. You spend your days club-hopping. How else would your kids get to brownie?
4. You're front and center at every awards show. Because your 10 yr old would never forgive you for being absent when he wins the school carnival karaoke contest!
5. You change clothes three times a day. And its much more fun if you pretend it's because you're being stalked by the paparazzi, not a messy toddler.
6. You're on a spa diet. Your kids only leave broccoli on their plates for you
7. You've flashed your boobs in public. Hey, its not easy to juggle a hungry baby in one hand and unhook a nursing bra with the other. (never had that one myself)
8. People beg to sleep with you. Well, only because there's a monster under their bed!
9. You're covered in tattoos that your kid got in a birthday party goody bag and plastered on you when you were too pooped to resist!
10.Hassled as you feel right now, in 20 yrs you'll miss all the chaos!!